| *Pollen accidentally enters body* | |
| Immune system: | What the hell is that? |
| Pollen: | Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl- |
| Immune system: | OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK |
| Pollen: | What?!? No! We just got lo- |
| Immune system: | OPEN THE FLOODGATES |
| Pollen: | The what? |
| Mucus membranes: | Sir. All the floodgates? |
| Immune system: | ALL OF THEM. |
| Pollen: | Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi- |
| [Dramatic music] | |
| Me: | *Sneezes* |
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(Source: millingur, via basicspaceopen)
